Two things that have helped me not toss myself out the window:

1. The Dunstan Baby Language DVD
2. The baby sling
The first was a gift from my aunt Susan and it taught me that I have a windy baby. That’s polite for gassy. I learned that every time little Theo says “eh” he needs to burp. He says “eh” a lot, people. Very, very windy.

Today I decided to figure out the baby sling. It is awesome. Now, I get to eat and pee and brush my teeth and Theo still gets to snuggle up to me. Right now, as I type, there’s a little being snoring on my chest. Of course, my right boob is asleep, but I’ll take it.